T’roof leaks
on t’conservatory.
Around and about
puddles on deck
wrecking red carpet
since 1997
and my missus upset
- just by piddling rain!
Tell you wot, I’ll buy a new carpet
with mi silver credit card
and give ‘er happiness
in a mo.
I copped it, yer,
I buy it.
Brilliant portrait of ignoring the crux of the problem and replacing fascia with another pretty fascia to be destroyed by the ignored problem!
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