Thursday, 10 February 2011

Modern Yorkshire Man

T’roof leaks

on t’conservatory.

Around and about

puddles on deck

wrecking red carpet

since 1997

and my missus upset

- just by piddling rain!

Tell you wot, I’ll buy a new carpet

with mi silver credit card

and give ‘er happiness

in a mo.

I copped it, yer,

I buy it.

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant portrait of ignoring the crux of the problem and replacing fascia with another pretty fascia to be destroyed by the ignored problem!