Week

The day when he decides to do some washing is like the previous week - it’s on a Monday and, when he reads a book into the evening, it’s recommended by his friendly book club and, when he goes to meet his mates on Friday, he starts to feel so pissed that he falls over. On Saturday he swears he won’t repeat that; he’s had enough of boozing and hangovers deciding that it’s time to go teetotal - a vision of a man who’s dry and sober – until he hears from Geoff that last night’s party was diamond – that they need to meet more often; he hangs his head and prays for help, surrenders, on Sunday when his week starts up again.