RAGE

Page 1

I need a flashy headline – like RAGE!

Pictures of some naked breasts, a star

a girl, a funny caption, someone brave.

Need a colour scheme to catch the eye.

Centre

Page two is everything – a little story -

then my adverts – don’t be shy –

in a war of glances I need you!

Here you’ll find excitement – no thing too!

Page 3

Now you’re screwed and hammered-in to gaze;

caught within the noose of every thing

but if you want to feel the air and fly

wild and free and laughing, get RAGE.